How Many Clowns?
I was with a friend the other day and we were talking about jokes, mainly of the bad variety. Not dirty, just dumb. Of course I have the upper hand in a conversation on this topic because I am aquainted with the one and only Dr. Kickbutt, master of the groaning audience. Anyway this friend, let’s call him Jon, because that’s his name, told me he had the start to a joke and couldn’t come up with a punch line. The line was, “How many clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb?” The first response was, “Did you come up with that line all by yourself?” But after I thought about I did have a hard time coming up with a good punchline, or least one that’s good enough for my nephew who has told a lot of groaners and a lot more that make no sense at all. I did come up with this answer. 25, because it’s the one all the way in the back of the car that has the new bulb.
What’s that you say? You don’t think it’s funny? Well I don’t think it’s gold but it was the best I could come up with. If you have a better answer to the question, How many clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? I’d love to hear it. Happy joke hunting, let me know if you find anything.
Miller
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But the bulb in the back of the car has a bayonet base that will not screw in!
Answer #1: Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to throw the pie.
Answer #2: 534. Oh wait, you said clowns? I thought you said congressmen.
Answer #7: Five. But I’m not sure why. I’m terrible with numbers.
Answer #4: Zero. That’s what union roadies get paid for.
Answer #5: If the only people you have to help you are clowns, maybe light bulbs aren’t your biggest priority right now.