No, not that Marx.

I have this unofficail pen pal at the Oshkosh library and lately we’ve been exchanging Groucho quotes because there are a lot of them, they are funny and we have to much time on our hands. I thouhgt you might like to see some of my favorite Groucho quotes.

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

“I find TV very educational. Everytime someone turns on the set I go to the other room and read a book.” Groucho liked to read, he wrote several books too.

“I could dance with you til the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows til you come home.”

“I wish you’d keep my hands to yourself.” Groucho was always a hit with the ladies.

“Humor is reason gone mad.”

“Those are my principals if you don’t like them, well I have others.” Groucho is great philosopher

And my favorite, “Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.”

Miller